Hide your goats! Additional Chupacabra has been caught on video, showing once and for all that the “mythical” animal that sucks the folk of goats and other livestock does occur! OK, maybe it’s just a dead-ass Xolo (a hairless breed of dog) that’s been fed rodent toxic, but if a semi-reputable, irregularly correct news source like CNN tells us that it could be the Latino cousin of Bigfoot, who are we to question?
On the video, Jerry Ayer, a taxidermist in Blanco, Texas, shows the grey, leathery, hairless corpse of a curious creature he’s been loading in his freezer (because there’s nothing creepy or monstrous about that). We’re certainly dissatisfied that it looks less like an alien or demon than a hybrid of a coyote, kangaroo, wolverine, and rat (or somebody’s pet Xolo). Motionless, it’ll save us up at nights speculating what might be lurking outside just waiting for something to suck on. Read on to see the CNN report as well as other Chupacabras caught on tape…
